poofing

The sexual act of being anally penetrated by a blow up doll's penis or attached dildo.

Spent the whole night poofing, can't sit down and I need a new doll.

by Magnus Rahl September 6, 2016

pollinger plague

an illness contracted after hooking up with an acquaintance. Usually at a party or with someone you are not committed to. It causes coughing & is highly contagious. Often times the pollinger, or pollinger plague can be passed from the person doing the "hooking up" to another through drinks or simply spending a lot of time with them. most people with the pollinger plague are referred to as sluts because they get around with random people & miss a lot of school for being ill. (resulting form last nights sexual escapades)

Damn Michael! he gave me the fucking pollinger plague!! i mine as well have chlamydia i've had such a sore throat!

by bp4life! June 1, 2009

pooflinger

a poo flinging ape poop doo doo madie is a big ape with afro tities

"shit son that bitch just flung poo at me what a monkey"
"thanks man i thought she might put poo up my ass with her big hairy flaming penis"
"yeah what a pooflinger"

by pooflingers July 7, 2006

podling

A term used for a baby or young child. Mostly used in a negative manner.

"Oh my god! That little podling just drooled on my shirt!"

"What a cute podling! Was it's father a donkey?"

by bigandjolly September 22, 2008

air pooping

When you are too lazy to take a dump, so you carefully fart it out until you don't have to go so badly.

After seventeen hours playing World of Warcraft, Joe had to take a crap bad. But because he was on a raid, he settled for air pooping.

by Tern October 21, 2008

pooning

the process of one sniffing the opposite/same sex's bike seats for personal excitement/enjoyment

i love pooning , i could smell girls bike seats all day :)

by anonymous February 26, 2002

sham-pooing

Sham-pooing, Verb: The act of lathering your scalp whilst taking a wild poo.

Also a reference to a homeless person (sham) who is dirty and never showers. The irony!

I took a massive sham-poo the other day it was breath taking, like having a water birth, including full dilation and crowning.

I can't believe I'd never tried sham-pooing before!

by papashivo April 17, 2009