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cave paintings

The beautiful designs and markings left on the inside of the toilet bowl after taking an extra-firm dump.
The firmness of the turd creates a "crayon effect".
Cave paintings will not wash away with flushing leaving but will deteriorate over time, leaving them for your friends and family to enjoy for days or weeks.
Wooo! That fudge dragon I pushed out of me left some cave paintings that looks like Charlie Sheen. Enjoy!
by Apecreature June 16, 2011
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dick painting

when a bitch eats something to make her mouth turn that color and then gives her man a blowjob and it turns his dick that color
"ok boii i ate the blue lollipop..lets do some good dick painting"
"YEAHH GURRL"
*sucks dick*
"OH YEAHH MY PENIS IS BLUE"
by berka13 September 12, 2011
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Finger painting

To finger a girl on her period thus getting blood on your fingers.
"Andrew was finger painting Sarah when her mom walked in"

Can also be used as a verb in the context "Andrew finger painted Sarah getting blood all over his hands"
by ratatatta February 17, 2010
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Nose Painting

Stimulation of the female genitals using (or partial use of) one's nose. To muff or go down on a woman whilst using one's nose.
My wife sure enjoyed my nose painting last night. There is nothing better than nose painting first thing in the morning.
by oskika September 30, 2015
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Painting the basement

When a male extracts his manhood from his counterpart and proceeds to ejaculate excessively on and around her nether regions.
I barely got out of there in time, and ended up painting the basement.
by jakehandley88 December 24, 2014
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Painting tonsils

To shoot jizz in the back of someone's throat.
"Hey man did you see jess earlier"
"Nah but I was over at her house yesterday painting tonsils"
by Aroundthefur September 25, 2015
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