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plonker

A term to describe LGBTQ+ people as stupid and unfaithful
I swear Tommy's such a plonker
by HalfTGIIM February 5, 2021
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plonkerdonker

"Pete is such a plonkerdonker"
by Callan Marnell February 10, 2021
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Plonker

someone who takes a shit but it's a single splash kn the toilet
karl's a plonker
by two door sedan May 12, 2021
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plincker

when you lick your index finger (the plincker)
you use your plincker to check the wind
by plinckermaker May 13, 2021
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Plonker

A person who has no idea what they are doing, someone completely oblivious to the fact they are doing something extremely stupid.
also, it's fun to say, so it's a great way to insult your friends.
Oh my god, how did you just die from that?! You're a total plonker!
by Aotnigci June 14, 2021
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Plunker Woo

An expression of multiple meanings. The writerly version of Aloha. It can be used to express disappointment, general greetings, and as a rallying cry. If you see a writer with a laptop--yell Plunker Woo! And show your support of their endeavors.
I need to get 5k words written tonight, do you want to join me in writing sprints?
PLUNKER WOO! Let's get it done!
by Romance Writer July 11, 2021
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Planker clown

Where you plank on a clown while giving them head
"have you ever tried planker clowning?"

"Yea! Me and Jessie got to try it the other night, definitely would recommend!"
by Steve lane February 5, 2022
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