A Plexiglassectomy is a medical procedure know for its clarification properties amongst the the "cranium surrounded by rectum" crowd. Whereas- a surgeon removes a section of C.S.R. patients stomach and grafts a piece of 1/4" thick plexiglass to the surrounding tissue thus creating a "window" for the C.S.R. patient to see out of. Being that the patient has his head up his ass so far, he needs to see where he is going. The term was coined by someone by the name of D.J. Dowd in western Colorado around 1995. It would appear to me, that the condition known as "plexiglassectomy" is secondary to a lesser known form of the "largeintestineonnectomy" or as it is known in third world countries "colonstrangulatis". Both apply an undue amount of pressure on the carotid arteries, further adding to the C.S.R's confusion.
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When someone has been screwed over, betrayed, or had something important taken away—especially features, rights, or an agreement—often in a shady, manipulative way.
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A person who intentionally screws others over by altering deals, removing value, or twisting trust for their own gain. A saboteur in a hoodie or a suit.
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