Term used to describe someone incapable of drinking alcohol, such that if they drink any more than two pints of lager they start to behave like a twat.
Also used to describe a wimp who insists that alcohol is the root of all evil and only concedes to it "for medicinal purposes".
Also used to describe a wimp who insists that alcohol is the root of all evil and only concedes to it "for medicinal purposes".
"Nah, I'm not going if Dave is, he's a two pint screamer, he'll show us up"
"... and a coke with ice for Darren, cos he's a two pint screamer"
"... and a coke with ice for Darren, cos he's a two pint screamer"
by Mr.T, I pity da fool! October 14, 2004
Get the Two Pint Screamer mug.A ten pint princess refers to a woman who looks extremely attractive to a bloke in a pub or a club, at 6am in the morning who has had 10 pints of beer. Usually these princesses' are total mingers, and the poor fella will have the shock of his life the next morning, when he wakes up to find some big hairy bird with who weighs in about 200lbs, sitting on his cock.
Did you see Tom last night? he was that pissed he fucked off home with that minger who looks like Trot out of Eastenders, you know the one, the fat ugly fucker....the poor bloke is going to have the shock of his life when he wakes up and see's a ten pint princess sitting on his cock.
by Britannic May 25, 2009
Get the ten pint princess mug.When a man shits on his sexual counterparts chest, dips his testicles in the fecal matter, and drags it across the counterparts face.
by Shuey August 11, 2015
Get the swedish paint job mug.Generally uttered after many more than one beverage. Indicates complete inebriation rather than just a single drink. Often accompanied by "having it right off".
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"If youre thinking about re-painting your bathroom, let Joe take a paint peeler in there to help get the old color off first."
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