PENILE CHOCOLATE FLAPJACK

When you're having anal sex with a female and you get erectile dysfunction during intercourse and your dick goes into the shape of a square and when you pull it out the tip is covered in shit looking like a slice of chocolate flapjack

I had anal for the first time last night and when I pulled out I went full penile chocolate flapjack

by Fuckknuckles November 4, 2016

Penile yeast

penile yeast is the best yeast of all time. it makes the tasty bread your mom makes for thanksgiving and is extracted from cancerous peens.

Mom: Can you go get me some penile yeast?
Dad: you shouldn't be taking advantage of people with cancer.
Mom: I don't care

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 4, 2019

penilepo

a large bulbous penis that is ready to pop

woah get away from me your gonna blow your penilepo!!

by SilverC October 18, 2020

pelilo

Another way of saying dog in Spanish

Person: omg that dog is so cute!
Me: pelilo
Owner: have my dog

by Qail June 14, 2021

Penile Attack

A penile attack can happen when your penis gets attacked by anything in any way, leaving it unusable.

Jimmy's penis suffered a penile attack.

by AngryNoodleMan69 February 21, 2022

Penile Dramas

Dramas occurring with someone's penis. Often requiring medical assistance. Definitely shouldn't be made fun of by your mates.

Can be used as an interjection in a sentence without context.

James: "So my uncle was arrested for doing coke last weekend."

Will: "Penile dramas."

James: "Shut the fuck up. So annoying..."

by Pears On Special March 31, 2022

pavilioned

to be destroyed. referring to the soon to be destroyed pavilion in myrtle beach, sc.

can be used as a replacement for "owned".

owen, you just pavilioned xpeeps.

by stuart chamberlin May 18, 2006