Perchitis

The ability to follow documentation explicitly and despite having done everything correct, nothing will work and everything will be broken.

Setting up a git submodule makes me feel like I have perchitis.

by anotheruserjust November 7, 2022

Gorilla Perch

A location where black people gather in large numbers.

"Hey man, where are you at?"

"Just passing the gorilla perch in front of the cafeteria."

by Castigated Clairvoyant February 5, 2013

yellow penthouse

The act of urinating on a roof.

"Damn son, that Yellow Penthouse was tight."

by Arty1o June 11, 2018

Penthusiast

A word to describe those people that LOVE stationery. It is a portmanteau of 'pen' and 'enthusiast'. It is a pretty self-explanatory term: an enthusiast is person who is highly interested in a particular activity or subject and in the case of a penthusiast the subject is pens. And all their 'cousins'. (i.e. highlighters, erasers, hole-punchers, etc.)
Such people would move into an Officeworks store in the blink of an eye if given the chance.

Abby: So what are you getting Ursula for her birthday?
Mavis: I got Ursula this massive box of Crayola Crayons and some Derwent charcoal pencils.
Abby: ... Will she like those?
Mavis: Oh yeah! She's a total penthusiast. She could live in Officeworks! If you want her to fall in love with you forget sending chocolates and roses, send her post-its and blu-tac.

by Rina Lam October 13, 2011

Falcon Perch

When you rack a line of blow off a transexual's penis

Yuma gave this tranny the falcon perch.

by dmillsx March 8, 2009

perchance

Perhaps, and possibly.

Often used in line with Mayhaps and Forsooth.

Him: I see that look in your eyes...are you up to something sinister?

You: Mayhaps...perchance...forsooth.

by Sal D April 24, 2007

Parth

A sensitive yet insensitive person with the most awkward eye contact you’ll ever occur with. Most of Parths are introverts and keeps the friendship circle small. Also insecure even though he is not bad looking whatsoever.

Girl 1 : Hey parth is kinda hot
Girl 2 : But his name is parth, he probably hates women.
Girl 1 : ah.. shake my head

by Vicky Ranjesh December 1, 2019