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Pedro is the cutest and sexiest person you could ever meet.
Pedro is the finest person in the world
by UnKnOwN._. September 9, 2020
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neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis

like the common cold, except much less snezzy, slighty more sleazy, but results in death. every time

for the simple man to understand

new bodily marks, sores, or sensations of pain in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus Christ, caused after stressful experiences that the person experiences as highly traumatic
Pedro: I have neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis
Doctor: No Shit
by Thaddeus Griffin January 7, 2007
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Pedosexual

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A piss poor excuse for pedophilia.

Mark : whats your sexuality?
Tom : pedosexual
Mark : so, your a filthy person and should be hanged? Yes. Yes you should.

NOTE : PEDOSEXUAL IS FAKE AND IF SOMEONE SAYS THEY ARE THAT THEN THEY ARE A PEDOPHILE. PEDOPHILES JUST SHOULD BE HANGED. Thanks :)
by Moo-but-a-geordie May 14, 2020
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pedosexual

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not part of the lgbtq+ community
John: I identify as pedosexual. We're valid and belong in the LGBT community

Mary: No the fuck you don't asshat
by Toast the loser December 29, 2019
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Pedro

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Sexual move.
A man is having sex win a woman in the doggy style position. He fakes orgasm, pull his cock out of the woman's body and spits on her back, simulating ejaculation.
She then turns around thinking it's all over, and at that precise moment, the man comes on her face, in the region between the nose and the mouth, creating a mustache, i.e. the Pedro.
"Last night, I did the Pedro to some random girl I met at a bar."
by French Connection September 26, 2009
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Petros

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Usually a person who likes to be the center of attention but only with his friends. Shy and has a hard time interacting with people he doesn't know and with in new environments. At a younger age he was a mamas boy and a thumbsucker. Generally a good and loyal friend. Has trouble controlling what he says and has no filter in his brain.
petros was weird when i first met him, but i like him now.
by pats fan 99 April 19, 2009
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Pedosexual

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A made up term from the evil that exists in the sick world we are all living in. Somehow connected to the idea that it's natural to be sexually attracted to other things besides men to women and women to men. A mental illness at it's finest.
S/he thinks s/he is a pedosexual when in reality, s/he is just very mentally ill.
by Get into my car June 9, 2018
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