Pay my bills.

The term "Paying my bills" is generally slang for Masturbation (Jacking off, Beating your meat, choking the chicken)

I got home last night after practice and decided to "Pay my bills."

"Made by the crimsion chin"

by Mascottt April 8, 2010

pay off

The spot where you are going to ejaculate during intercourse.

Jamison, when you were having sex with your boyfriend where did you pay off?


I was hunching that girl doggy style and I pulled out and payed off all over her back.

by TOOL_fan May 1, 2005

Pay Day

A gargantuant penis with a layer of large bumps around the shaft.

Don't touch my pay day, its for my girlfriend!

by G1LB3RTandCUBBY July 12, 2011

Pay-By-SMS

The usage of a Sega Master System to pay for something.

I couldn't give him cash, so I had to pay-by-SMS.

by The Nintendo Nerd February 2, 2010

pay the bills online

The act of secretly masturbating to online pornography, while claiming that you are doing legitimate online business.

Sam knocked on his roommate's door, "Hey you wanna go out to a bar? Maybe we can meet some girls and hookup with them." Roommate replies, "Nah that's okay. I think I'll pay the bills online and call it a night."

by Secret TM December 14, 2016

Pay the piper

A statement one makes when collecting money won in a wager or bet of any kind. A reference to The Pied Piper of Hamelin.

Godwin: I got 5 bucks you don't make this shot.

Jep: I will take that bet. *misses his shot*

Godwin: Pay the piper son.

by KnightofNerdom June 19, 2019

pay the rent

To go to the bathroom. From the phrase that you never buy beer, you just rent it for a while.

I've drunk so much, it's time to pay the rent

by Malcolmtent December 14, 2008