Pathetic

When you need others to have sympathy for you to survive.

Boy: I don't know.

Man: you don't remember anything?

Boy: No.

Man: Oh, aren't you pathetic!

by Ereck Flowers April 29, 2015

pathepic

A cross between "pathetic" and "epic". Usually referring to a bittersweet moment, or something that was unintentional while still being amazing.

I can't believe Joan, my best friend, won the race! Too bad I got fell at the starting line and had to be taken out. What a pathepic moment.

by WhithMagellan October 19, 2010

Pathetic

Moonpie face Illustration major from Wisconsin.

A moon pie face that pathetically updates facebooks 24/7 about her life and her alone time and her attempt to make people think she's happy.

by Pretty People January 24, 2011

Pathetic Resident

The best terminology to describe our current "president" Barack Obama.

In this case "president" is a combination of the words pathetic and resident.

Oh snap! Here comes that pathetic resident some people call "president".

I have enough change pathetic resident, it is in a bucket in my room!

by gbbengi June 8, 2010

Melodramatic Patheticism

When women go out of there way to make sure whatever your doing

, wherever you are, is wrong and they will make sure that you never feel the need to ever have a good time, smile or ever laugh again.

That girls melodramatic patheticism is out of order, she should eat shit.

by Melodramatic pathetic ism June 8, 2015

pathetic

usually someone who is 18 and takes pleasure in picking on people 16 years and younger, just because they're jealous that a certain person didn't get dumped over the net, and still has the love of another certain person and this other certain person doesn't have baggage. ROFLL and this person normally pretends to be educated and mature.
definitely pathetic

that girl that uses that website is really pathetic.

she is so pathetic, she should be looking after her child instead of picking on other "children".

by princessh May 8, 2006

pathetic

The state where your bicep girth is smaller than that of your penis.

Look at that skeletal fag, he's pathetic.

by FireballX301 June 23, 2004