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Packet

The fuel of a human being whom is named Alfie.

He cannot function without it
Yooo Alfie's breaking down!!
Quick get him some packet!!!!!!!!!!!!
by LocalGeary January 5, 2022
mugGet the Packetmug.

Colorado Ketchup Packet

Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.
Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.
by Dr Hill February 19, 2024
mugGet the Colorado Ketchup Packetmug.

flavor packet

the act of eating someone's ass while they fart.
Tony: "Dude I was eating Miranda's ass and she farted in my mouth!"
Pedro: "Damn, she fr hit you with a flavor packet."
by nubski May 1, 2024
mugGet the flavor packetmug.

No packet

Mocking epiphet that relates to the generation-defining video of pedagogical visionary Jeff Bliss challenging the Western primary education status quo of assigning packets as educational work instead of actual instruction, thereby failing to inspire students to be motivated to learn the class content. Even though the packet or having one derisively denotes lazy character or methodology of the target, it is an ironic diversion where the no or negative conduit of the expression flips the meaning and connects it to the use of other broad derisive euphemisms like Ye's interview response "You ain't got the answers Sway" where Sway provides answers to questions on how success is built in entertainment but Ye defines these as not being answers because they are incorrect.
*sends a self made painting of a penis*
foid- Do you like my artwork
chad-yea shirt yo
-no packet
by DerekChauvin Gaming April 14, 2025
mugGet the No packetmug.

EL Packete De EMinems LLego

EL Packete De EMinems LLego
EL Packete De EMinems LLego
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
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back of a fag packet

Commonly used in British English meaning work that is not detailed or polished, but rather a quick and basic outline. "Fag" is British slang for a cigarette, the term describes scribbling on the back of a cigarette packet.
Sod that back of a fag packet idea for our town’s budget!
by HP Sauce Enjoyer June 11, 2024
mugGet the back of a fag packetmug.

Ketchup packet

When your trans-male boyfriend is on his period.
My boyfriend Kai called me a ketchup packet because I am on my period lmao
by Erawr;) April 24, 2021
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