packet asses

A bunch of people or (group of people) being a bunch of asswholes

Those guys were being a bunch of packet asses.

by Welchling July 19, 2015

packet shapper

A packet shapper is any kind of software that regulates the internet usages. Check to see if it's loaded on the fire wall if you gets disconnect a lot.

I told him to check with his IT people top see if there is a packet shapper loaded on their fire wall. A packet shapper is any kind of software that regulates the internet usages.

by JaquesPascarella May 13, 2015

Packet Merchant

Someone who sells cocaine/packet/charlie usually from a high end hatchback or SUV.

Oh man im dying for a bit of packet. Better go and see Whitemed he is the packet merchant round here.

by Lapmeister March 24, 2023

Colorado Ketchup Packet

Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.

Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.

by Dr Hill February 19, 2024

flavor packet

the act of eating someone's ass while they fart.

Tony: "Dude I was eating Miranda's ass and she farted in my mouth!"
Pedro: "Damn, she fr hit you with a flavor packet."

by nubski May 1, 2024

No packet

Mocking epiphet that relates to the generation-defining video of pedagogical visionary Jeff Bliss challenging the Western primary education status quo of assigning packets as educational work instead of actual instruction, thereby failing to inspire students to be motivated to learn the class content. Even though the packet or having one derisively denotes lazy character or methodology of the target, it is an ironic diversion where the no or negative conduit of the expression flips the meaning and connects it to the use of other broad derisive euphemisms like Ye's interview response "You ain't got the answers Sway" where Sway provides answers to questions on how success is built in entertainment but Ye defines these as not being answers because they are incorrect.

*sends a self made painting of a penis*
foid- Do you like my artwork
chad-yea shirt yo
-no packet

by DerekChauvin Gaming April 14, 2025

Pasta Packets of Cheese

A new name invented by a dumb person that actually just means ravioli.

"Dude, I LOVE Pasta Packets of Cheese!"

by ilikesk1ttless January 25, 2025