pumper dumper

One who pumps and dumps.

WHAT?! JAKE IS A PUMPER DUMPER?!

by Fredrick Delmar March 27, 2020

Pumpettizze

Throwing a extreme tantrum

Stop throwing a pumpettizze

Calm down

by Fathima. U May 3, 2020

Pumperwinkle

An object that hangs on or near the pumpernickel. Usually used in bed for sexual pleasure from uncles. Mostly uncles with common and cringe names such as Kenny.

Oh daddy, don't let your pumperwinkle go in that far.

by therealunclekenny April 3, 2023

Party Pumper

A person who brings hype and enthusiasm to a party, who helps break the ice so partygoers have a good time.

My university's student newspaper always had wanted ads for 'party pumpers' to work at bar/bat mitzvahs getting the kids dancing and enjoying themselves.

by sallyhousecoat February 10, 2012

Melon Pumper

Person who cuts a hole in a melon and then has sex with it.

"See you, you're a melon pumper!"

by melonpumper October 7, 2012

concrete pumper

The act of overcoming constipation.

I ate way to much cheese a few days back, but after an especially challenging concrete pumper, I feel much better now.

by mr. pickles February 6, 2015

hard pumps

When a male powerfully thrusts his penis into a female's vagina at a slow, meticulous pace. This usually has an orgasmic result.

Oh Riley, I love your hard pumps!!! Give me more!!! OOOH-OOOOH-AHHH-AAHHH

by JD Knights March 23, 2017