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possum tongue

a descriptive term for an excessively large female clitorus
Man 1: how did you go last night mate, any luck with the ladies?
Man 2: Bro, I picked up this 9 and kicked her out, she had the biggest clit I've ever seen!
Man 1: ohhhhh, the old possum tongue.
by Dr_Rhodez November 23, 2016
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Border Possum

A Mexican who hangs around the US - Mexico border, jumping the wall, back and forth. Until they eventually get caught by a racist white CBP officer.
"Hey! What's up, you special border possum
by denzelbuckley April 25, 2022
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awsome possum

A word that pretty much means "awsome" except its adding a word that rhymes after it, in this case "possum". This word is generally used by people named Cora but people named Jetta tend to say that they came up with it
"Wow, that was awsome possum!"
by Kurlyfry October 21, 2008
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Ossum Possum

an exclaimation of joy, sadness, anger, or any other feeling where you don't know how to express a feeling, so you yell this phrase. usually pronounced with a lisp, or other funny accent. (not mexican please)
by Johnny Appl3s33d January 26, 2009
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Possum Poke

Fingering a girl in the butt repeatedly until she turns around and you poke her in the eye with a poopy finger.
She was being a total bitch so I gave her the Possum Poke.
by For Mr. J. Wilson. August 4, 2006
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awesome possum

A phrase equivalent to "spiffy" or "neat." It is best used as a sentence by itself or with "yo" immediately following.
by Vertigo September 2, 2002
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awesome possum

1. An term of exclamation, generally used when something totally cool happens (e.g. a kid accidentally lights himself on fire, an old lady falls down, or a drunk guy gets knoked out cold)
2. archaic What pilgrims would say after sex

see also word Right on Saigon /word
You: "That pilgrim just got punched in the gut by an old lady!"

Me: "Awesome possum!"
by Abe Licoln September 18, 2003
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