1.) a person very much askew, most likely a hipster , douche bag , dickhead or frat boy ; overly ironic and parody of one's self image.
2.) absolute asshole.
2.) absolute asshole.
by I am the Squid December 10, 2010
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- the act of wishing new words, products, tag-lines and songs into existence, and achieving financial success
- the act of wishing new words, products, tag-lines and songs into existence, and achieving financial success
PIFYAFFING examples:
e.g. 1. ‘I wish my crappy car was a sports car’ and VROOM! – ‘Pimp my Ride’ comes along
e.g. 2. ‘I wish there were biscuits that could help me digest food,’ and POOF! – we have digestive biscuits
e.g.3. 'I wish I was younger’ and YOUTH! – ‘40 is the new 20’ becomes an advertising catch-phrase.
e.g.4. ‘I wish I was free to follow my dreams and create the world I wanted’ and FREEDOM! – ‘Just do it’ becomes a tagline.
e.g.5. ‘I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair' - and INTERNET SENSATION! Sandi Thom is a hit!
e.g.6. I hope this entry into Urban Dictionary leads to PIFYAFFING
e.g. 1. ‘I wish my crappy car was a sports car’ and VROOM! – ‘Pimp my Ride’ comes along
e.g. 2. ‘I wish there were biscuits that could help me digest food,’ and POOF! – we have digestive biscuits
e.g.3. 'I wish I was younger’ and YOUTH! – ‘40 is the new 20’ becomes an advertising catch-phrase.
e.g.4. ‘I wish I was free to follow my dreams and create the world I wanted’ and FREEDOM! – ‘Just do it’ becomes a tagline.
e.g.5. ‘I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair' - and INTERNET SENSATION! Sandi Thom is a hit!
e.g.6. I hope this entry into Urban Dictionary leads to PIFYAFFING
by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009
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by Tempe August 8, 2006
Get the pitywicking mug.A phone number you give/get from a girl/guy the morning after you sleep with him/her even though you have absolutely no intention of calling him/her ever again, but it makes the whole goodbye thing way less awkward
I hooked up with a girl last night; she was annoying and I never want to see her again, so the next morning I got some pity digits when I dropped her off so it wouldn't be weird.
by Are2Dee2 October 9, 2009
Get the pity digits mug.A pityhole is the black-hole like creation of a person who is trying to suck you into not leaving them. They try to induce so much pity in you through heart-wrenching stories that you feel too much pity to leave them.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to Christine?
Guy2: The girl whose been crushing on you? No, what happened.
Guy 1: Her Grandma died.
Guy 2: Thats' horrible. You should comfort her.
Guy 1: Also, her boyfriend just dumped her.
Guy 2: Ok... that is bad.
Guy 1: She also said that her house just burned down.
Guy 2: Dude, be careful. She may be pulling you into a
pityhole.
Guy1: Nonsense. Oh, she just texted me that she has cancer.
Guy 2: Ok, she is definitely creating a pity hole. And it's obviously starting to work on you.
Guy2: The girl whose been crushing on you? No, what happened.
Guy 1: Her Grandma died.
Guy 2: Thats' horrible. You should comfort her.
Guy 1: Also, her boyfriend just dumped her.
Guy 2: Ok... that is bad.
Guy 1: She also said that her house just burned down.
Guy 2: Dude, be careful. She may be pulling you into a
pityhole.
Guy1: Nonsense. Oh, she just texted me that she has cancer.
Guy 2: Ok, she is definitely creating a pity hole. And it's obviously starting to work on you.
by ATXCyberdyne August 12, 2011
Get the Pityhole mug.When a friend or other person offers to give you their winning rim from their Tim Hortons coffee cup.
mitch's friend offered her winning rim to him but mitch rejected her pity rim because he was too honorable. She was also a Republican and a racist.
by sonofamitch91 August 1, 2012
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