pesticle

n. someone who is extremely uptight to the point where their penis and testicles have become one

"Dude, relax and stop being such a pesticle"

by ssdafanie April 21, 2004

Pesting

To offer one's affection to a member of the opposite sex in a rather blunt and direct manner.

Last night, he was pesting a well fit bird...

by Bara-jar February 12, 2006

pestosterone

the emotional ingredient present during increasingly silly attempts to get attention from someone who does not want to engage.

Sweetie, your pestosterone level is a little high today. Can't you see I'm busy?

by amy spiller July 13, 2004

pestoon

It means breast in Farsi and Persian. Americans who speak Farsi/Persian use it to refer to a female breast. The plural is pestoons. pestoon-band means bra.

Her left pestoon is bigger than her right pestoon.

by William James Smith III July 2, 2018

High Sierra Pesto

Just your typical out in the woods with nothing but some olive oil to lube up for anal sex. A sort of Macgyver meets Ron Jeremy.

Dude went camping and forgot the lube so he just made High Sierra Pesto instead.

by bradolf pitler August 6, 2009

Mortar and Pestle

When your old lady jabs the wound with a phallic object furiously, with such emotional intensity not achieved by another activity.

What did you do last night?

Oh my plans got cancelled so I just whipped out the old mortar and pestle and went to town.

by weeman! September 23, 2009

Pestana

A sur-name originating from Portugal, but now can be easily mistaken for meaning "eyelash" in Spanish.

Do you know somebody named Pestana?

by MerryLarry January 31, 2009