Painted the Cadillac

Having explosive diarrhea in the handicap stall of a men's room.

I guess the hot peppers didn't agree with me I just painted the Cadillac.

by habanjero July 10, 2021

Back paint

Busting a monstrous load of jizz on ones back!

I back painted Molly last night after she gave me road head from the bar!

by PeteyPaplo February 14, 2019

War Paint

An overabundance of cosmetics applied to a woman's face for the purpose of hiding what lies beneath. Typically there are a few giveaways such as:

-a distinctly different skin tone transition occurring right under the jawline.

-A chalky texture to the face due to outer layers of base starting to break free.

"I was going to go home with the girl from the club, but given the lighting circumstances and all the War Paint she was wearing, there's a good chance I would've woke up next to a Butterface"

by jomega May 4, 2009

Paint Thinner

a mixed drink that contains Jack Daniels, Beer, Lemonade, and Jose Cuervo Black.

Taylor: "Toby make some type of drink/"
Toby: "Ok."
Perry: "What the hell is that?"
Toby: "A random mixed drink."
Perry: "Looks like damn paint thinner!"
Taylor: "Tastes great!!!"

by BruceDaJuice July 24, 2008

Painted Whore

A girl with a lot of makeup

Jenn: Hey Painted Whore, put on some more!

Cindy: :O!

by adam234613 February 18, 2010

paint the bowl

To have explosive fecal matter.

Oh man, I ate some bad fish and I have been painting the bowl all day.

by ButchMagnum WatertownNY November 16, 2004

Stir the paint

To have sex with a woman on the rag.

My girl likes all kinds of things, But she won't ever let me.. stir the paint..

by The Shaman witcher July 14, 2016