One Eyed

Only seeing in one direction.
Oblivious to other views and opinions.
Pirate...

Person 1: Homosexuality is wrong!
Person 2: But they've found love, surely if two people find...
Person 1: (Interrupts) IT'S WRONG!

Example of someone being One Eyed

by diamondmanizzle3 March 1, 2014

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

fucking ur hand intematly or hardcore

i do the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger way 2 often

by chaseathon! September 22, 2003

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

The process of masturbating

He was doing the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger in his girlfriends car

by Silky Johnston June 9, 2006

One eyed monster

The one eyed monster is a penis, but it’s a way to scare kids away from sex.

Keep away from the one eyed monster!

by Sex education April 22, 2019

one-eyed snake

A penis, named so because of the appearance of a snake with one eye.

My one-eyed snake spit out a load all over some pretty girl's face last night

by Matt Wallisis April 9, 2006

one eyed pirate

A one eyed pirate is when you blow a load in a girls ey while simultaneously kicking her in the shin forcing her to resemble a pirate with one eye and a bad leg

She screamed when I gave her a one eyed pirate

by Jesse May 25, 2004

one-eyed monster

Da wang

by Anonymous September 30, 2003