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Sex-Offender.

A sex-offender is someone (typically male) who has a registered Reddit account. The Redditor is a commonly-used slang-term for the ancestral-branch of the Human family tree, the Neanderthals. Redditors have evolved to have strong sexual attraction towards the feet (Of typically underdeveloped females) instead of the breasts, penis, vagina, or thighs. Redditors also rely on their diet for a portion of their sex-drive and hormonal influx, their diet includes: 2-week old Doritos and Vodka (Only for the averages.) Redditors also usually have a higher chance of passing an STD.
Sex-offender.
by Plaptop January 24, 2023
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Sex offender

by Urlocalhoebitch April 11, 2021
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Sex Offender

Did you hear about kaidyn I heard he fucks children
“Is he a registered sex offender
“Yes”
by Buttwhole67 March 18, 2022
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serial tash offender

by andy carroll October 5, 2012
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Slightly Offended

Slightly offending someone playfully and/or for fun
Kane was slightly offended when he got called "A fatass" but still laughed
by Kane Kinzou April 13, 2018
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Gerbil Offender

Girl:look at the cute gerbils
Man:I wanna touch the gerbils.

Girl: nu

Man:is touching gerbils
FBI: OPEN UP!!

Gerbil offender

When you offended a Gerbil.
by I_got_a_rat_in_my_ass February 21, 2021
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Sex offender

Me
I'm an unregistered sex offender.
by kqsedjw November 9, 2022
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