nardofied

getting so hammered that ull try to pick up local librareans at the bar. it is the first stage in the three levels off drunkness, folowed by zimmerfied and tuckermax drunk

holy shit, look at the girl i slept with, i mustve been nardofied last night

by cool guy October 8, 2004

Nardules

I suspect that this word refers to testicles.

I noticed this term was on Youtube posts and featured in numerous google searches. But was not in the urban dictionary or normal dictionary

Also feel free to swing on my nardules if you don't like this thread.

by pantspirate June 7, 2009

Nardy

A neon party.

Dude, that nardy was off the hook.

by shannonjanetandtimwerehere October 10, 2011

Nardbuster

-noun, Someone (usually homosexual) who gets off raping or attacking Nerds and retARDs. When an attacker corn holes a young boy too stupid or weak to protect himself.

-verb, To score or gain ground by kicking balls. A pitiful attack of kicking or kneeing a male human being in the balls.

Narbusting -verb, Slang to patrol (an area) in search for someone or something weak to nardbust(er).

I saw RED over by the short bus. He is a total nardbuster!

Wicked said, "That kid jumped around like donkeykong trying to avoid the pursuing nardbuster."

by Snifner September 9, 2007

nard

a cross between a nerd and a retard.

yesterday my boyfriend went to chess club! what a f***ing nard!

by megan November 14, 2003

Nard

Taboo term used to refer to the testicles

Mr. Example is such a nard, i can't believe he gave us that hard test

by Nate brown May 22, 2007

Neardy

Someone who lets their beard grow down their neck making it a neard. These types of people live very socially awkward and unsuccessful lives. Women also refuse to sit on their faces for fear that they might receive crabs.

That baseball player is the most Neardy person i have ever seen bro

by thisisbooboo May 5, 2015