literally the hottest person ever. i am so happy to be his boyfriend and OH MY GOD HES SO!!!!!! hes literally everything to me. hes so fucking cute and watching him get all excited when i say "i love him" and fuck man!!!! hes so <33
by maxypoopii November 3, 2022
Get the montemug. by mattbrow97 June 7, 2016
Get the The Montmug. The literal definition of a cute ass guy. You should keep him for all your life! You won't regret it. He is the type that plays fnf literally every single day. He blushes around you if you known him for a year. He also has a very small penis but just wait till it grows up. He is very dirty minded. He gets crushes easily so you have a chance to date him! Alan is smart, kind, funny, dirty minded, gamer, energetic, and is very loyal if your his friend, best friend, or even your bff! Overall he seems to be the most attractive.
???: That's my boyfriend Alan Zetina Montes De oca!
!!!: Wow he is so handsome😳
???: I know right?! Hes so attractive 😍😍😍😍
!!!: Wow he is so handsome😳
???: I know right?! Hes so attractive 😍😍😍😍
by simp:D November 9, 2021
Get the Alan Zetina Montes De ocamug. Small little town known as the town that you miss if you blink. The legend has it that if you roll your window down and take a wif of the smell you might fall in love. Has the baddest bitches so don't mess around
by EsaDee February 20, 2021
Get the Monte Altomug. Pretty Big Mountain In eastern townships, qc. close to the us border. almost every single worker is a pothead but the skiing conditions are amazing. If you can get weed before you go skiing, you can be sure a worker has an extra gram or 5
Ned: i wanted to go boarding at Mont Sutton but i got no weed left" he says.
Garry: Dont Worry we can buy some from the workers the have more then enough.
Garry: Dont Worry we can buy some from the workers the have more then enough.
by LoveMasta January 14, 2011
Get the Mont Suttonmug. The 'Mont is a great place to vibe, enjoy the warm embrace of a lack of AC, or throw darts at a magnetic dart board. It is also an undergrad dorm building at CU.
Hey guys, wanna jet and hit the 'Mont? Its pretty hot because there's no AC, but as an art history major, my expected earnings are too low to afford AC anyway!
by danstanton September 10, 2022
Get the the 'Montmug. Mont is the best guy you would ever meet he doesn't even need a definition in thes sorry ass dictionary hes just that guy
by idekigio November 21, 2021
Get the montmug.