freak-o-meter

A scale on which a person is measured by how much they freak out. The more yelling and hair pulling, the higher on the freak-o-meter.

"Dude, my mom's freak-o-meter was going off when I let go of the Wii remote and it hit that antique vase."

by geniusonwheels April 18, 2009

meteora

A CD by Linkin Park that I own ,and I'm proud! Oh and it's a rock formation in Greece

I own it, I love it, and it's different than Hybrid Theory.

by [Tia] Faulkenberry May 13, 2005

nipple meter

a gauge of temperature when you step outside on a cold day

Damn boys, my nipple meter says it's pretty fuckin cold out here.

by dirk2121 February 16, 2004

Pubic Meter

A measure of distance similar to a meter, but curled to look like a pube.

Wow... that physics book must be really up to date... it has the conversion factor of 1 pubic cm = 2.12 cm

by Tea Cake April 20, 2004

meteora

greece word

an album by lp that i got

by still September 10, 2003

clit-o-meter

A device that measures the hardness of a woman's clit.

Her clit was so hard it was a 10 on the clit-o-meter

by Rocky and Bullwinkle March 8, 2008

Boner Meter

A scale used to measure the hottness of a chick.

That chick was a 9 on the Boner Meter

by jayak November 7, 2004