Metallica

A screaming death metal band that people listen to, many of whom do not like it, but they listen to it anyway because they think it makes them badass.

Aw, yeah! It's Metallica, yeah!

by El Mañana July 18, 2008

Metallica

THE ABSOLUTE WORST BAND IN HISTORY! THEY SUCK SO MUCH DICK. NO TALENT PRICKS!

"do you want to listen to metallica?"
"fuck that, i'd rather listen to miley cyrus."
"but dude, they're so metal."
"no, sir, they are not."

by zsh January 8, 2009

metallicaeg

Douchebag; turdwanker; buffoon

"Geez, you're such a metallicaeg

by Geoff March 28, 2005

Metallica

listened by people that know real music and not that shit rap; people also think they worship goats and the devil

"do you like Metallica?"
"don't they worship goats?"
"no, your getting confused with muslims"

by likesmetallicahatesrap June 12, 2018

Metallica

An adult contemporary musical ensemble who, rumor has it, used to play metal.

Cliff Burton would not be pleased with the current incarnation of Metallica.

by Sam is a Dick October 30, 2007

metallica

A band who use fast, but easy guitar riffs, rediculously cheesy lyrics sung in a girly-man tone, and trash can drums. Metallica are to be avoided at all costs.

Surgeon General's Warning: Metallica's horrid music may cause bleeding of the ears and ripping of the hair from the scalp by oneself.

'Tallica Sheep: Yeah, dude! Metallica rule!!! HELL YEAH! *prong*

Educated Individual: No, Metallica are the worst band on earth. They need to have their arms amputated so they may never again make music.

by Nie Schneckenwindung beendend July 16, 2008

Metallica

A band that used to be good in the 80's but now, with news songs that are so horrible, that it's Ear rape. They are also a band that is a pathetic excuse for Heavymetal, and they are in fact overrated Rock n'Roll.

Bob: I hate Metallica now, their new songs suck.
Billy:They also are a sad excuse for HeavyMetal.
Bob:Lets go to another band's concert instead.
Bill:Okay

by Reaywn January 9, 2010