merkin

a) A pubic wig

b) A citizen of the United States of America, particularly of the 'flyover states'

Ah'm prahd ter be a Merkin.

by enitharmon March 17, 2005

merkin

In parts of Brooklyn and Deep East Texas, a merkin is a unit of measurement in between a smidge and a schmear.

Sweetie, would you like a smidge of honey on your cornbread?
No thank you ma'am but could I get a merkin of jam instead?

by mrjsweezy July 28, 2012

merkin

A merkin in the gay and lesbian set in Hollywood refers to a "usually" straight male escorting a gay woman to public events so as to attempt to camouflage the lesbian's secret sapphic lifestyle.

"T", the (secretly gay) actress is photogrpahed at the red carpet premiere holding onto "J", a well-known straight actor. People think they're "dating". He's her MERKIN for the evening.

by Fentress June 5, 2005

Merminge

Term used to describe a vagina that becomes exceedingly wet during intercourse. Word derived from the belief that the lady in question is half mermaid.

If I'd known I was going to be facing a merminge I would've brought a pair of water wings and goggles with me...

by Charmingly Shallow April 14, 2008

marginable

a word used by the uneducated to mean 'marginal'

Cleaning scratched eyeglasses will only result in a marginable improvement.

by Blitz$M.Inc.$ June 13, 2010

The Trump Merkin

When a shemale gathers up the hair clippings after Mr. Trump gets a haircut. She then uses the hair clippings to create a delightful merkin which can be worn to cover the genital area. Then, the shemale proceedes to lure an unsuspecting heterosexual male into her lair. During sexual arousal, the shemale's phallus protrudes through the hair of the trump merkin, as she exclaims with vigor and joy..."MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"

I took girl home this weekend expecting to have sex with her, but she surprised me with the trump merkin and ruined the moment.

by Dr. Infant February 3, 2017

meringue garcia

durring fellatio, while the man is cumming, he slaps the girl in the face with a pie

I used a tastykake for a meringue garcia

by Tony from South Jersey January 24, 2005