Skinny Melon

noun; an healthy, natural, non-plastic surgical person who is very or extremly thin.

"she's a Skinny Melon"
"no, she's had a tummy tuck"

by Biris October 6, 2007

Bop melon

A sober nigga who bothers members of the pull gang and opposes the consuming of a marijuana substance.

Jimmy: Weed is bad for your health.
Ben: shut the fuck up you bop melon.

by Boppy boi June 13, 2018

trash melon

Cheap, inexpensive, and disappointing melon that's used to take up space from otherwise good fruit real estate in a fruit bowl. Examples are Cantaloupe (musk melon) and Honey Dew.

"I got an edible arrangement in the delivered, but it was all trash melon so i threw it out."
"I went to get something from the fruit bowl, but there was only trash melon left."

by puppetstring55 December 27, 2018

Christopher meloni

The sexy blue-eyed detective,Elliot Stabler, from law and order:svu Is a sexy as hell detective in law and order

Katie: omg Christopher meloni is soooo hot
Karen: I know right

by Christophermeloni_ishotashell September 6, 2019

chunk melon

basically means an Asian man going around robbing people while wearing $35 USD men’s cotton black underpants while holding a toy water gun and wearing fake balenciaga sunglasses with a broken grey beanie walking proudly down the street and spitting at people.

“Damn son, just got robbed by a fuckin chunk melon bruh, ain’t wanted no trouble with that guy.” said Bob.

by the weeb February 9, 2021

smack your melon

To "smack your melon" means to hit your head, or noggin on something hard enough to cause a negative physiological reaction, such as a concussion, any cut or abrasion on your scalp, seeing stars, or even just getting a noticeable headache thereafter. It is usually caused by an inadvertent or unexpected action, such as tripping and falling down, being the victim of a noggin knocker, hitting your head on the dashboard or steering wheel of a car during a crash, or even misjudging the height of a tree branch, or some other low-hanging object, and stupidly hitting your top knot against it while passing by.

Hillary proved that if you smack your melon, you will not have to testify, at least until you recover from the ensuing concussion.

by Trochilus June 8, 2014

hatch a melon

When you and your lads want to watch the good stuff

Come on mate let's go and hatch a melon

by MelonHatcher August 21, 2017