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maximum-boobs hug

What you attain by slipping yer arms underneath a chesty chick's armpits and then drawing her ample upper-body pillowz snugly up against yer own chest; this gives you total and completely-unrestricted access to said delightful warm plump pliable mammaries, and so you can really snuggle up to said bountiful treasures and super-savor her softness and her soothing heartbeat.
Giving a maximum-boobs hug to a cute sweet-faced chick who's "well-endowed upstairs" is indeed one of a nice guy's favorite and most pleasurable activities; just remember to be extra gentle and careful wif her oversize baby-feeders when canoodling wif her in this "totally submissive and vulnerable" way, since she will no longer have her own arms positioned in front of her to protectively nudge you backwards if you started accidentally pinching or squishing her tender delicate buxomness wif yer own chest or arms.
by QuacksO February 22, 2023
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Maximum Spoolage

To turn a group of peoples frown upside-down by doing something shockingly unexpected.
Everyone was really sad after the passing of Uncle Jefro, but I knew exactly what to do to achieve maximum spoolage.
by Dr Otis Gray April 19, 2023
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maximum faggotry

A faggot who is committing maximum faggotry. Typically named Caroline.
Dude that's like really faggoty, like maximum faggotry
Must be a Caroline
by Seniorcreep351@8 October 13, 2023
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MAXIMUM THRAXIUM

THE BOOF PACK THAT LORD BOOFIER ALMIGHTY USES PERSONALLY AS HIS GO TO. BOOFIER SMOKES ON THAT “OG DARK MATTER MAXIMUM THRAXIUM PACK” this is true by the way and I swear I’ve met BOOFIER before he told me this information trust…
THE BOOF PACK THAT LORD BOOFIER ALMIGHTY BE SMOKING ON IS SO FIRE, THAT SHIT BE SOME MAXIMUM THRAXIUM!”
by BOOFÏER October 22, 2023
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Maximum Sim Dongle

To be extraordinarily large in size, like you have pushed the scale of a CAS weight past its height
Leshauna; Look at that Max Sim Dongle!
Brakeycakes; You mean Louiso?
Leshauna; No, That Is A Fat Cow! I Mean Erwin, The Maximum Sim Dongle!
by AverageDonglerOfSims December 13, 2023
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Maximum Highosity

The peak of being high.

The point at which one has become so high, they cannot get any higher.
At about 200mg, you'll reach maximum highosity.

I think I've reached maximum highosity.
by Kayla Wattsername December 23, 2023
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maximum Paris

A threesome with two women and a man where the two women peg the man anally and orally simultaneously. This is essentially a reverse Eiffel Tower.
We met this guy Jimmy who was really open minded so Amy and I gave him some Maximum Paris
by TheDollop January 17, 2024
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