Jolly Mathew

A legend, a king, a hero. This man will lighten up the darkest of days.

Born to be superior. Is the superior.

Oh my, he's so brave. He's probably a Jolly Mathew!

by Max Ingham April 4, 2024

Mathew

I am a big black boy

Mathew is black

by anonymous November 23, 2023

Mathew

Mathew with one t. Because he likes the kids. Banned from every school, petting zoo, and farm. Can’t be within 50 feet of a child or goat.

Dude look at Mathew mounting that goat in the bushes!

by Jack1214 September 12, 2020

Luke Mathews

Best basketball player who could beat Steph Curry easily. He's also so attractive that girls are scared to look at him. If you ever meet Luke shake his hand and never wash it again.

Luke Mathews is really good at basketball.

by Master Lukum December 9, 2024

Mathew

soft cock faggot

bro mathew is such a soft cock, nobdody likes a sooky soft cock

by xxgamerxladyxx April 29, 2019

Mathew Adams

“Define Mathew:
Ugly
Stupid
Sexist
Tiny eyes
Has never (will) never get a girl friend

Bully
Starts drama
Makes people feel bad

“ ewwwwwww look there’s Mathew Adams gross my poor eyes I can’t see anymore”!!!!🤨😡😒

by Gruby.geo May 8, 2018

Mathew's Cock

An astronomical cock, that can take your breath in a heart beat. Your vagina and legs will shake harder then Worlds Trade Center on September 11 2001.

You better watch out for the ol' mathew's cock

by xdcreamed October 16, 2020