morning marble

The female equivalent of morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris.

Friend 1: The GF woke me up today by straddling my face.

Friend 2: She must have had a bad case of morning marble

by alfalfa31 March 22, 2016

polishing the marble

Dancing with extraordinary grace, skill, style and/or speed. Used in reference to folk dancing of the Mediterranean region of Europe, primarily that of Greece and Ancient Greece, including Pontos and Asia Minor.

Look at Dimitri's exceptional footwork, he is polishing the marble.

by Fotis_M July 20, 2011

Marley

Marley is a person who is not afraid of speaking their mind. He is boss in every way, he is a tad bit on the sensitive side and definitively annoying but that's why everyone who takes the time to get to know him falls in love with him.

Hey did you see that dude? He was a total jerk!
Na just get to know him... he's a total Marley!

by markiplieraway January 7, 2017

marble fudge

marble fudge is the outcome of one's being rammed in the ass and then shitting out the cum/shit in a marble-like swirled pattern.

"Sarah, you are good for nothing! You're about as useful as a bum's marble fudge!!"


(Sarah cries)

by christian owens January 20, 2009

markley's syndrome

A derivative of Markley's Law, a condition that exists in which a hoplophobe or other variant of liberal, is compelled to equate gun ownership with penis size.

Those who suffer from Markley's Syndrome say things such as;
"People who own guns are compensating for having a small penis."

by Tex Bacon May 23, 2014

Marble

DAD:
life's a crazy bag of marbles
one big, crazy bag of marbles
Blue marbles
red marbles
Half-transparent marbles with a fun swirl in them
Some marbles are even more interesting

Some marbles you think are going to be limited edition with king designs.
But then they're the equally limited, but much more surprising, "female" king marble.
Some argue that's debatably rarer.
I argue that's anxiety-inducing.
Some like to abduct smaller marbles.
Then you got to shoot that marble...
...'Cause its marble buddy brought a really big, black tentacle marble.
Marbles sure are random,
Especially when you force them into wheelchairs, Hold other marbles for ransom,
forge a magical pact with a marble that forces you to watch as they grovel in pain on the ground,
begging for the sweet release of marble death!
But you can't.
Because you signed a magical marble pact...
... and you can only watch... as its last marble breath... escapes... its marble... lips.

SON:
Dad?
Did marbles hurt you?

DAD:
No kiddo. I hurt me.
I also hurt marbles.
I feel worse about the marbles.

I hurt marbles

by Okurin July 25, 2020

Marley

A gorgeous, incredible woman who will always compliment you on your achievements. She questions herself sometimes but that just means you gotta make sure you're there for her. She's cute, sweet, nice and caring; is constantly seeking ways to make you feel more confident. She will stick by your side day by day and will honestly cause you to strive to be the best person you can be. Anyone who meets her loves her either romantically or platonically. Oh and she'll always be just shorter than you.

Marley do be pretty hot though.

by reallemonboi October 3, 2021