magnum shlong

a very large penis

yo look at this drawing my seat partner made of a magnum shlong
woah dude that is a magnum shlong

by teeeaaaaaa August 27, 2021

Magnum Eater

A girl who is heterosexual who kisses and performs “first base” acts with a girl who identifies as gay/ lesbian when they are intoxicated.

Is she a magnum eater? Oh yeah she kissed Lisa last weekend at the party.

by G4Y4P4Y July 1, 2024

Magnum Dong

Quwacks cock

Quwack’s Magnum dong

by Quwack fan September 23, 2020

corn magnum

The act or product of collecting corn riddled shit, mounting it of a wooden stick, wrapping it in an ice cream/ popsicle wrapper, and placing it in the freezer in wait for an unsuspecting victim.

Barry had the munchies so bad last night he got halfway through the corn magnum before he realised something was wrong!

by Sudomite September 11, 2023

Magnum Donger

A way to say that you or someone else has a large penis

Person A: Hey dude have you heard that Person C has a Magnum Donger?
Person B: Yeah
Person C (under their breath): Fucking weirdos

by Gandhi'sAsshole April 14, 2021

22 magnum

When hospitalizing someone with a .22 LR isnt enough, so you want to kill them, but your broke and can only afford 22 ammo, so the best option is 22 magnum.

Is actually better than a 9mm in cases where you care about capacity over stopping power, a s&w m&p in 22 magnum can actually hold 30 rounds.

Its not the most powerful deuce deuce cartridge however, that would go to the .22 hornet.

I just dumped 5 rounds of 22 magnum form my m&p on this noob XD, now i got enought money to afford a 9mm! But i prefer having 30 rounds on a pistol so fuck that! - Raleigh Crips Feild Marshall Tyrone McJamal Jordan (not an actual person)

by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong July 25, 2024

Magnum Smasher

To really lose your temper in a loud and highly dramatic way

When Jim came home drunk from the pub again, Maureen went absolutely magnum smasher at him.

by Hatogla November 17, 2023