logged-out

To crap. The vacating of fecal logs from one's body.

Good lord! I just logged-out something fierce and I think I may have miscleaned!

by Phondookee July 8, 2005

Swamp Logged

Dipping one's penis in raw sewage (or just in some shit), and then slapping the girl in the face with it.

"yea, I swamp logged your mom last night"

by Swamp Logger January 10, 2010

longdick

rape, force sexual intercourse.

i tried to talk to her but she wouldnt even holla at me, i guess im gonna have to longdick that bitch.

by ccnutmnkey December 7, 2004

LongDong

Someone who has bad spelling, but a large penis.

I can't spell penis but it doesn't matter 'cause I'm a longdong.

by IWantKyle October 8, 2008

longest

a term to define how 'long a womans dick is' this term refers to the hottness factor of a woman, the longer the hotter. This term is used because, men more commonly than not, have very short dicks, because they are ugly, therefore, the longer the hotter and visa-versa, that is why women are called longests and men are more commonly the 'shortests'

"wow, that woman is the longest woman ive ever seen"
"yep, much longer than me"

by Mikeis September 22, 2005

mall-logged

What you feel when you already spent more than 3 hours at a mall with no money and nothing to do other than walk around in circles half-asleep.

After walking around for 5 hours in the mall and spending $817 dollars in clothes, Kristen started to feel mall-logged, so she called her mom to go home

by Apmac June 28, 2008

Jack "Money Longer" Dudley

A kid with lots of money and a longer peen

I love Jack "Money Longer" Dudley because of his big money and bigger peen.

by tsmoneylonger July 18, 2022