linched

To get your ass kicked.

I got my ass linched by my parents.

by solok May 13, 2005

Lincle

The 19th version of Beatmania IIDX, a game often requiring copious amounts of time, energy, and crazy erratic hand movements. The term Lincle is often used in verb form to describe the activities and ramifications the game can cause (see examples).

(verb) Hey what are you doing Saturday? I'll probably be Lincle-ing at Game Underground.

(more verb) I think I've Lincled up an appetite.

(noun) What is a Lincle?

by DJ-Tanner February 8, 2012

Lincoln's Hat

A sexual position in which a female sits atop her partners shoulders with her vagina placed in front of her partner's mouth thus allowing her partner to perform oral sex. See also Ford's Theatre

My pussy needs to be pleased. How about I hop on your shoulders for a lincoln's hat?

by Noxid625 May 2, 2016

Lincoln Log

When one person is taking a shit, another person sits across their lap sideways. This can be repeated over and over like Lincoln Logs.

My buddy and I both had to shit but there was only one toilet. We had no choice but to Lincoln Log.

by Loggoff July 13, 2016

lincoln seats

The seats in an opera/play/performance located in the upper section to the right of the stage.

Aww man, we in the Lincoln seats.

by GreatScottTheMoon March 16, 2019

Linchpin

1. The person in a group of friends who keeps them together, is forgotten about, but once leaves, things fall apart.
2. The person in a group who is irreplaceable and once is lost, things go to shit.
3. The thing that can link multiple groups together, but once is removed; things fall apart like a house of cards.
4. That one person in the group who was quiet, was picked on by all but put up with it. The underappreciated friend and person who was always there. But once was removed... the great Friends-War starts.

We got to be nicer to Bob. He's done a lot for us. After all, he's our linchpin. As annoying as he may be sometimes.
Thanks to Josh, we know Kyle's group of friends. But, the only reason why we hang out with them is because of Josh. Linchpin holds the wheel together.

by Xx_Lock&Key_xX January 6, 2021

Lincoln Log

A massive turd that you release into a toilet, only for the toilet water to splash all over your butt.

I made the biggest lincoln log last night, it took me an hour to get it to flush!

by BlaketheBlock January 22, 2021