I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot

When you wish for someone to be in pure agony.

Guy A: "Rot in the fiery depths of Hell and burn into a crisp!"
Guy B: "I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot."
Guy A: "You faggot. Don't talk to me ever again."

by Overstored Milk February 24, 2015

Lego

(noun)
The small plastic object seeking to destroy your foot, it will hide in any crevice necessary to complete its mission.

Lego

by Havvik February 22, 2019

legnosis

A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of long, shapely legs coupled with:

- short skirts
- short shorts (aka Daisy Dukes)
- high heels
- eye-catching stockings, tights or pantyhose.

The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or otherwise unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.

"Those Coco Loco skanks always show up on weekends and use legnosis to try and attract guys. However, once the guys take a long, second look, the legnosis is dispelled and they are not duped by the subterfuge. Pudgy or ditzy, with too much make-up, I hope those skanks don't become skankasaurus-rexes."

by One Stark Reality April 11, 2008

Lego Nerd

A young boy who is obsessed with lego and can recall any lego figure or part from memory. They can also talk about lego for hours as it is the most exciting and interesting topic in the world to them. They have great delight in designing their own lego minifigs and older boys often video them and make documentaries which they then upload to YouTube.

Timmy: "Have you seen Sam's lego collection, he has an entire closet with draws full of lego all sorted by color and size!"
Seth: "Yes, he is such a Lego Nerd!"

by the real Mrs B June 6, 2010

Iron-Legion

Iron-Legion(Iron Syndicate) is a Nazi LARP group dedicated to supporting inbreeding. Iron-Legion is only found in platforms like Discord or Telegram. Iron-Legion is mostly revolved around proving who is superior and who carries a better superiority complex, Iron-Legion has identical policies to the Third Reich, ironic regarding that most Iron-Legion members have origin countries that were regarded as "Not Aryan Enough to Survive" by Adolf Schicklgruber himself, nearly every Iron-Legion member turns out to be a Redditor neckbeard weeb, who Larps and ERPs like a 12-year-old girl. Iron-Legion has a long history of making 4chan fan-fictions of people whom they don't like for example making rape and Beastiality stories about their victims, their victims are kids ranging between 13-17 who are still in their age of innocence. Iron-Legion members have a strange disease of lying, They are not concerned with the difference between truth and falsehood they do not bother to distinguish fact from fantasy, In fact, their lying is a disease no Antibiotic can cure, They never stop lying, while normal people lie on occasion and often for special reasons, they lie continually - not occasionally or even frequently, but over and over like a chronic liar. They are complete without conscience.No matter what misery their fabrications may cause to the unsuspecting victims, They have a long history of persistent falsification.

Random Chad: Why are you trying to prove me a degenerate I don't support 4chan or socialize with degenerates!
Iron-legion member: WTF HOW CAN YOU BLAME ME SKILL ISSUE ! SKILL ISSUE! (*develops rage and seethes*)

by BadCompany2 August 15, 2021

Leggo

A shorter version of "Let's Go!"

TG: "I wanna Go to the mall"
Chanka: "LEGGO!"

by iChanKa June 22, 2010

lego

1. an interlocking plastic building toy
2. something that should be done to eggo waffles

lego my eggo

by trumpy13 July 17, 2003