The type of brown sausage-looking poo that lands in the loo. Borrows a name from kashanka, an eastern-European dish that looks alike (and is made of animal blood and porridge). Happens to sound similar to the name of a dictator with a fancy for guns, torturing dissidents and brown-nosing other dictators.
a.k.a. Lukashnikov. Can be represented by poo with mustache. Loo kashanka is a floater - always stays on top, but sometimes shoots brown bullets if you try to flush it repeatedly.
a.k.a. Lukashnikov. Can be represented by poo with mustache. Loo kashanka is a floater - always stays on top, but sometimes shoots brown bullets if you try to flush it repeatedly.
by lazyadminwhyunopublish March 06, 2022
An extra flavorant commonly found in oriental restaurants having either stressed-out or excessively bored kitchen staff.
by Mahreeo April 17, 2006
Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.
Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.
by ChodeFilA January 30, 2023
I'm so sappy-loo
by Shrek.donkey for life December 07, 2019
Half pint of birra moretti, half pint of lemonade, a shot of pimms. Dont judge until you try it.
creator - Hugo Austin
creator - Hugo Austin
by Hugofuckingaustin September 23, 2022
by KillerRobotDuck February 07, 2021
by Ahahaahbab March 25, 2023