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What you say when you're trying to be edgy.
kid: "cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt."
me: "Stop trying to be edgy no one cares."
by Dubiks August 31, 2018
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Juggling

The act of having 3 average penis's around your face trying to "juggle" between them
Girl 1:Where's Jenna?
Girl 2: She's juggling in the bedroom
Girl 1: What a Whore!
by LegendTwenty7n August 15, 2017
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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.

Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.
Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.

"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"
by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009
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juggle job

When a partner receives into their mouth the scrotum of thier partner and with a juggling motion massages the testicle(s) in their mouth.
Carrie gave me a juggle job last night she actually took both of them.
by Sailorguy 85 December 10, 2016
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Slovakian Shit Juggling

Slovakian Shit Juggling is performed by taking all your clothing off and defecating on ones hands then closing yours eyes and juggling it over your head with your mouth open.
Alex: Bro instead of dodge ball they made us do Slovakian shit juggling
Thomas: dude that's awful
by Jay_WitDaBBL June 12, 2025
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juggling

When you side with one person in a conversation.

Dude one: "Im good at basketball , you ass!"
Dude two (JUGGLER): "Yuh dawg you trash!"
Dude three: "Stop meat riding that nigga!"
yo ass juggling dawg
commonly used in atl so we say yo ass juggling twin
by annonmyguy June 12, 2021
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