the invisible hair

The invisible hair, also known as "the phantom hair," is the hair that has fallen off of your head and is now stuck to your shirt. You can feel the hair brush against your armpit area or the back of your arm periodically, but when you go to take it off, there is usually nothing there (that you can see). The invisible hair normally requires an extra pair off eyes and hands for removal.

Victoria, can you get the invisible hair off of me- I have been trying to find it for an hour and it is getting on my nerves.

by scrapmetal82 June 19, 2010

HTC Invisible

A word that describes the non-existent smartphone you own

Person 1: I have the newest invention in smartphones *reaches into pocket and pulls out nothing* Its the HTC invisible! Its free, with no monthly charge!
Person 2: Dude you don't have a phone. Thats your hand.
Person 1: PSHHHHH! You just can't see it. Its too far in the future for you to understand.

by kitkath August 12, 2011

invisible girlfriend

a girlfriend that you cant see but you still really relaly care about

today, friday, i hope to see my invisible girlfriend at the mall between 1-230

by bennetjames May 2, 2008

invisible

something you say after you fart (may be smelly)

*fart* ..."INVISIBLEEEEE"

by urmomsuckscockinhell November 19, 2005

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

A joke. The answer is "rabbit farts"

Remember, you're supposed to publish jokes. This is not an inside joke.

Suzy: I have a joke. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Lulu: I don't know. What's the answer?
Suzy: Rabbit farts.
Both: Hahhahahahahah.

by Arfie McGoogleheimer February 28, 2010

invisible hand

The process by which the economy will correct itself according to Adam Smith.

The government doesnt need to do anything, the invisible hand will fix the economy

by James Hannan June 6, 2004

Invisible Children

1.Children that are Invisible.

2. Or y'know dead children, whichever you prefer.
3. The children that parents wish they did or didnt have.
:)

Superstitious Granny: I can't find David anywhere, he must have become one of the invisible children!
Sister: No! He's just out shooting Jared with his airsoft.

by silicosis November 11, 2018