Being unavailable for anything.
by ElRepetidorQueSeSientaAlFondo December 12, 2014
Get the Im not in the moodmug. When someone says something that you always dreamed of them saying and your feel like you are melting
by Carcar205 November 18, 2018
Get the im meltingmug. Mother****er, I'm awesome, no, you're not, dude, don't lie
I'm awesome, I'm drivin' around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome, a quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
Mother****er, I'm awesome, I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome, there's no voicemail, nobody called
I'm awesome, I can't afford to buy eight-balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
You know my pants sag low, even though
That went out of style like ten years ago
Spose, I got the swagger of a cripple
I got little biceps, getting fatter in the middle
And lyrically I'm not the best
Physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet
So preposterous, feel the awesomeness
The most obnoxious guest up at the sausage-fest
Oh yes, the girls are repulsed
So I hide in my hood like I'm joining a cult
I'm as nervous as my cat Ol' Dirty Curtis
All my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased
Me? I'll never date an actress, got too many back zits
Plus my whole home-aroma is cat piss
Every show I do is poorly promoted
And if you like this it's 'cause my little sister wrote it
I'm awesome, I'm drivin' around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome, a quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
Mother****er, I'm awesome, I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome, there's no voicemail, nobody called
I'm awesome, I can't afford to buy eight-balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
You know my pants sag low, even though
That went out of style like ten years ago
Spose, I got the swagger of a cripple
I got little biceps, getting fatter in the middle
And lyrically I'm not the best
Physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet
So preposterous, feel the awesomeness
The most obnoxious guest up at the sausage-fest
Oh yes, the girls are repulsed
So I hide in my hood like I'm joining a cult
I'm as nervous as my cat Ol' Dirty Curtis
All my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased
Me? I'll never date an actress, got too many back zits
Plus my whole home-aroma is cat piss
Every show I do is poorly promoted
And if you like this it's 'cause my little sister wrote it
by xXDeathAngel666Xx September 6, 2011
Get the im awsomemug. Bitch shut the fuck up your beautiful no matter what your a bad bitch ok tell them haters “fuck off” cause you a bad bitch what- is that TAKE THAT DAMN MAKEUP OFF NOW ok now seriously just dont call yourself ugly just know i love you 💗
by pizzaroll2972927282 November 10, 2020
Get the Im uglymug. An IM greeting that goes unanswered either because the recipient isn't paying attention or because he/she is ignoring the sender.
Dave sent me an orphaned IM earlier today:
OrphanIM713: hey
OrphanIM713: u going to the party tonight?
OrphanIM713: u there?
OrphanIM713 is away at 1:56 p.m.
OrphanIM713: hey
OrphanIM713: u going to the party tonight?
OrphanIM713: u there?
OrphanIM713 is away at 1:56 p.m.
by MDL713 September 12, 2005
Get the Orphaned IMmug. a) An instant message received on Facebook often sent from someone you rarely talk to in person.
b) Any instant message recieved on Facebook.
b) Any instant message recieved on Facebook.
I thought it was really weird that Ed creepy imed me today since when I seen him out last night he ignored me.
by Creep of the Year May 19, 2009
Get the Creepy IMmug. by ellaellaey December 5, 2021
Get the im-rantingmug.