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halfa bone

When the penis is only half way to an erection.
Guy: Here it is.

Girl: Dude you only have halfa bone.
by The big J With a bigger P*&%s October 17, 2010
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halfapple

half·apple
noun, plural half·apples.
a taught scrotum, typically seen during an effort to keep warm whereby the scrotal sack has contracted and pulled in toward the body, forming a scrotal mound reminiscent of half an apple.
1)
Lyle: "Dude, you hear what happened to Skyler?"
Bethany: "Oh shit dude, the fuck happened?"
Lyle: "Malfunction down at the shop. Took a belt sander right in the halfapple."
Bethany: "Fuckin' A dude. He ok?"
Lyle: "Fuck if I know. Trish found his plums under the Chevy a couple hours later, but said they was all fucked up and shit."
Bethany: "Fuuuuuuck dude."
Lyle: "Yeah no shit."

2) When Sheila leaned in and saw the veritable army of crabs scurrying throughout Topher's winterbush, she threw up Chinese food on his halfapple.

3) Gladys ground her beef-curtains against her hubby's stubbly halfapple.
by Kubanski April 18, 2014
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HalfaDyke

One who has only been with one guy and one girl.
Continuously "acts" like a raging lesbian but still takes the "D".

Gacy lesbitt
Gacy is always hitting on girls but has been with the same guy forever. She's confused I shall call her a Sikeadyke or a halfadyke.
by Helenkeller January 5, 2014
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Halfastrophe

Catastrophe that ensues when a person is not completely committed to a project or an idea.
Due to a lack of good faith on all sides the Mideast peace process is an ongoing halfastrophe.
by Country Rose June 22, 2016
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hafawati

Really couldn't give a fudge on this. Just wanna ruin this for other hafawati's out there haha
by Frhfwti December 29, 2017
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haifat

someone who is handsome and violent when it comes to night. he is good in fighting. he has a moderate high and has high thinking skills. good at making bad plans. he's good at making stupid jokes. he is a bad genius. he's always horny and he's got 70% chance to steal your girl ..
Beware with who named haifat..
by Mafia Russia December 29, 2017
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hayanah

Hayanah is a beautiful girl.she is a boss and rules everybody. She gets what she wants and does what she wants.
Who is that girl?”

“That is Hayanah”
by The best girl on earth January 2, 2018
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