Gritch

(noun) A term of reference for your ex-wife or ex-girlfriend on Christmas. A combination of "Grinch" and "Bitch".

"How come you're not with your kids for Christmas?"
"Shut up, they're with the Gritch"

"Bobby, why so sad?"
"I got dumped on Christmas. The Gritch stole my christmas spirit".

("Grick" can be used to describe men)

by Crazy Savages December 25, 2009

Gretchen

An absolute annoying bitch. A real scum of the earth type girl.

"Dude, Gretchen's coming"
"Fuck! Don't make eye contact"

by Zzzzzx October 10, 2019

Gretchen

Sorority girl; Born rich, likely to a couple of white trash aristocrats. Loves to party and good in bed.

Gretchen is so sexy!

by clairethefashionista April 20, 2015

Gretchen

a no lip havin bitch whose got the personality of my left toe

laney: u spelled gretchen wieners wrong
gretchen: no its right
gretchen: *changes it to the correct spelling*
laney: buy urself a pair of lips @ walmart u fucking gretchen

by notlaney June 23, 2016

Grachnik

1. A chronic bailer who constantly must attend engagement parties and misses out on things like watching sports, and chilling with his homies.

2. A person with above average speed, who consistantly steals less bases the slowest players on his team.

3. A whiney bitch who calls his friend's douches for making plans on a publiclly seen message board.

4. A comic book nerd

1. "Did you hear? Dave pulled a Grachnik last night!"

2. Devon White only stole 34 bases in his first two seasons in the league. There were many concerns that he would be destined to be a Grachnik.

3. All I wanted to do was set up some plans with Mark, and buddy had to go all Grachnik on me.

4. Did you see that Grachnik in the movie theatre complaining about how they didn't explain the origin of Captain America's sheild, what a tool!

by The Rumour Guy May 7, 2008

Gretch-up

complete the act of putting on safety gloves and or a safety mask before going into public.

Babe, don't forget to Gretch-up before you go into the supermarket.

by jackassga May 8, 2020

gretchen

A psychotic mother who mistakenly believes her children are the perfect example of purity, chastity, morality and good breeding.

The gretchen up the street won't believe that her son stole my son's tools.

by Hoosier_Daddy July 9, 2006