grandma purse

A big purse that usually grandma's have but I have recently seen them on young ladies.

Ryann (sophmore) has a grandma purse.

by robby March 2, 2004

Grandma Jibs

A girl with an ugly face and messed up teeth, usually very obnoxious and/or overweight.

Grandma Jibs: This party is awesome!!! I'm all wasted and shit, yeah!!!

Me: Ohhh? That is neat. I'm going to call you Grandma Jibs.

Grandma Jibs: Why?!?

Me: Eh, don't worry about it.

Grandma Jibs: Cool!

by yeahbrotru September 2, 2009

Grandma’s Trout

Granny’s old fish smelling, swollen, droopy, diaper fuzz, piss infested, scabby, grandpa’s spunk holding vagina. Resembles a gutted brown trout.

Hey Andy check out grandma’s Trout over there. Her diaper is getting full and droopy and you can see that old smelly flapper peeking out from underneath her moo moo.

Andy: you’re damn right I’m starting to drip looking at that tasty trout. Yummy!

by Spoonyt69 April 7, 2022

Grandma's Funeral

A term used to describe thoughts that go through someones head to stop from spunking early when having intercourse

Tim constantly had to Grandma's Funeral not to spunk in xtina's butt

by Dumpybrown August 2, 2007

Grandma Language

The employment of intelligent, high sounding vocabulary at times when it is unnecessary, ie., Facebook. Named grandma language in that the vernacular lacks common day slang and usually employs more educated words.

Dang! Why does Courtney always use grandma language? Can't she just talk like everyone else? Geez!

by gmalanguageuser December 13, 2010

Grandma's Silver

A sleeping position in which 3 or more people rest in a spoon configuration.

"We had to fit four campers in that little tent, and it was friggin' cold, so we pulled a Grandma's Silver."

by K Strizzle October 24, 2011

Grandma's little helper

When you stay in the shower long enough that your hands become prune and then you jerk off! This action is best followed up by having a Werther"s original.

I took an extra-long shower today to make sure grandma's little helper came along.

by Jason in Denver April 8, 2017