Golf Arse

A particularly sticky, hard to wipe out shit that will strike just prior to a round of golf or any activity involving a lot of walking leading to a sore, itchy ringpiece and a horrendous Japanese sunset in the crackers. Also known as the Brown Crayola
Q How could you miss a one foot putt?
A I've got Golf Arse, I couldn't concentrate for the burning
by Doc Sos September 03, 2006
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disc golf

An incredibly fun and addictive sport that is played by all ages. Originally played with made up targets (lamp post's, fire hydrant's, tree's) and traditional frisbee's. Disc golf has evolved into a sport that is played around the world with over 1700 courses, most of them in The United States.
Target's are now welded metal baskets with hanging chains, and the disc's thrown are specific to the game. All you need is one to play, but players often carry 10 to 20 disc's, all with different flight characteristics and weights.
Let's sell the house, buy an RV. and go tour the country playing as many disc golf courses as we can!
by Masco May 04, 2006
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bar golf

get together with a bunch of friends and dress in your best golfing attire. prepare a list of 9 bars where each person will consume one designated drink for each of the 9 bars (preferably within walking distance of one another or get a designated driver). pass out score cards. scoring goes as follows: one stroke would be one drink, two strokes would be taking two tries to finish the drink, etc. a stroke isn't a gulp... just finish the drink right away when you start it. one can manipulate these rules. keep track of your score. after 9 bars, the one with the lowest score wins. can get interesting if the drink is really strong.
BAR GOLF

bar one: mohito. score: 2
bar two: beer. score: 1
bat three: rum 'n coke. score: 2
etc.
by Yes, My Name April 09, 2006
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golf bag

A sexual move wherein a man has anal sex with a woman and he simultaneously shoves his balls into her snatch. Thus, she has his club and balls in her like a golf bag.
She was so tight that when he tried to do the golf bag she almost squeezed his nuts off.
by Doctor Shakalu July 11, 2008
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golf roading

To take a golf cart off roading into the woods or sand traps while playing a round of golf.
Jesse got kicked off the golf course because he drank too many beers and decided to go golf roading through the woods.
by Adam aka "Wojo" April 17, 2007
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typewriter golf

A type of golf employed by most bad golfers, consists mainly of "hunting" for your ball for 10 minutes and then "pecking" it 20 yards forward.
steve: "man its really taking jim a long time to get up here to the green."

bob: "yeah he plays typewriter golf."
by newstylee April 30, 2008
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golf foxtrot

Military phonetic alphabet's abbreviation for "gaggle fuck." The armed forces often use the word "gaggle" to describe any non-formation grouping of people standing or wandering about, showing little purpose or direction.
"Look at all of those disgusting civies in that golf foxtrot"

"keep your bearing and stay in formation, or this entire platoon will look like a giant golf foxtrot."
by USMC Candidate September 09, 2009
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