goitered

adj. something that is said or done that is so repulsive, it can only be conceivably accomplished by someone with a goiter

"I hear Thomas didn't care what the dog was doin'. What a goitered take.

by scoobydingle July 5, 2021

reverse goiter

the act of punching someone in the throat

"if you don't shut up i'm gonna reverse goiter you"
"oooh reverse goiter...right in the adam's apple"

by Brian Choj September 11, 2008

goiker

1. A slang word used to describe an individual who thrives on creating or intensifying drama within a group.

-Can also be used as a verb -> goik, goiking, goiked

2. Can also mean "jacked up". (goik)

1. After not being invited to the theatre Saturday evening, Cathy was acting as a goiker by double-crossing her friends who did not invite her, spreading gossip and lies.

Cathy was goiking for the rest of the week.

2. Matilda was goiked last night at the club.

-OR-

Felicia was upset at the restaurant when they were out of french vanilla cappuccino. She explained, "Stupid b*tch, I want my cappuccino. This is f*ing goik!"

by Tim M July 23, 2008

Gooterize

To hit or strike an umpire with a bat while legally remaining in the game.

"He just gooterized the umpire"
"Gooterize him!"

by Ghutz September 17, 2006

GOOTESQUE

A grotesque 'GOOT'(vagina) that turns your stomach.

Jaysis tonight that is GOOTESQUE!

by foggyyeah March 5, 2009

gooterman file

The file to end all files.

"GOD DAMN IT WHERE IS THE GOOTERMAN FILE"

"That's a nice Gooterman File."

"I'm hungry."

by HAGN December 14, 2009

gotemo

the combination of someone who is goth and emo. Usually wears black everyday, has their hair either really long, or really short. Has purple hair dye, or black. listens to main stream artists.

mike: you know the gotemo girl
Sal: whats gotemo mean?
Mike: Goth and emo combined

by 27163821842 November 16, 2018