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gift block 

v. When someone convinces someone else not to give you a gift, especially when you did, in fact, want a gift; similar to jock block
Your mom: Oh, he doesn't need a gift. Save your money, buy yourself something nice. He would want it.

Gifter: Ok, if you're sure...

You (quietly): Oh... I've been gift blocked...
gift block by fluffy8u January 9, 2011
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Gift Giving Anxiety 

The anxiety of the time between purchasing a gift and giving it to the intended recipient due to worrying about whether or not the recipient will like the gift.
I bought a tacky wolf shirt for a friend but in the month before I gave it to him before his birthday I had a horrible case of Gift Giving Anxiety.
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Gift Jacked 

When one steals a present rather than having it given to them.

Boy: Im assuming I will get hosed
until I jack his card and order a watch with it!
Girl: You can't jack a GIFT!
Boy: Yeah you can
its called Gift Jacking
you say
"run yo shit foo"
and take the card
then you call and say
"send me that shit foo"
gift jacked
"you done been gift jacked foo"
maybe I need to add that to Urban Dictionary
What the Grinch did to the Whos...they got gift jacked sad
Gift Jacked by Gift Jacker November 29, 2011

Gift Solution 

A mysterious, wrapped gift that is left anonymously at someone's door that explodes when opened, killing or seriously injuring the curious recipient.
Crook 1: That guy down the block just scooped another one of my customers! He's driving me out of business !!!

Crook 2: Maybe its time he received a gift solution.

Crook 1: Good idea, I'll get some nice wrapping paper at the dollar store....
Gift Solution by virbius1 January 1, 2012

Gift Hijacking 

Gift Hijacking is when you put your name on someone else's gift either because you forgot to get a gift or because you were just to lazy to get one.
Gift Forgetter: *eyeing the table of gifts* Hmm....from Erica? *scribble scribble* and Ashley.

Party-goer: Hey! That's gift hijacking!
Gift Hijacking by Kittiefied November 27, 2012

Gift Recycling 

Gift Recycling is when you receive a gift that you don't want, and instead of throwing it away or letting it collect dust, you give it to someone else, usually under the impression that you purchased this gift in a store with the intended person you're giving it to in mind. This can be tremendously helpful if you receive something you don't want during the holiday season and you're looking to save some money.
Reggie received an Apple charger for Chanukah, however he did not have any apple products, so the gift was useless to him. Instead of throwing it away or going through the trouble of selling it on ebay, he used it for a Secret Santa event at his work place. Thanks to Gift Recycling, Reggie was able to save himself some hard earned pay during the holiday season!
Gift Recycling by Dr. Roswell January 10, 2014

Gift of Baba

When you're eating a girl out and she shits on your face. Occurs because Meher Baba is punishing you for having premarital sex, and is very common among his believers.
Noah:Dude, I just hooked up with this girl and she gave me the Gift of Baba!
Kacey: Oh no way!
Gift of Baba by neonveon July 1, 2014