German Muffin

Nobody really knows. Sounds like a sex position.
Ron Swanson: "The fuck is a German muffin?"
by Ron motherfuckin' Swanson December 07, 2011
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German Carnival

While a male drops an Upper Deck, a girl drops an AC Slater and performs a Blumpkin at the same time.
Sandy was the freakiest girl I ever met, she let me have a German Carnival on the first date.
by meeks105 August 19, 2009
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German Engineering

German Engineering

Engineering at its finest.
German Engineering is responsible for bringing us the:

Telephone
4 Stroke ICE (Otto Cycle)
Diesel Engine (Diesel Cycle)
CRT
Syphilis test
Scientific pregnancy test
Ammonia Refrigerator
Rigid Airship (Zeppelin)
V2 Rocket
Rotary Engine (first prototype, not design)
Turbojet (to some extent, independent collective work of many)
EM Waves / X-Rays

1: omg Collien Fernandes is so hot
2: she was engineered in Germany, what can u expect?
1: ...that's the gayest thing u've ever said.
by rzhhhh July 10, 2010
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German Vampire

When a female has her period in someone's mouth and that person runs around flapping their arms with the blood from the period drooling out of their mouth making them look like a vampire
my girlfriend who works at burger king gave me an awesome tasting german vampire last night, i ran around the city giving people kisses
by Bobby O' Conor June 03, 2008
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German Seesaw

When your homie buys you a strap on and you each fuck your girlfriend while the strap on is attached to homies ass and he’s fucking you
Bro, I just bought you this strap on, can we please try the German Seesaw
by Handle Dis Dick August 01, 2020
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german headbutt

This is when two circumcised dudes mash their pecker tips into each other. This is usually an aggressive (not gay) cockfight for dominance.
The party was going swimmingly until a couple dudes started German Headbutting each other!
by Flappy Dawg July 16, 2018
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