My Amazon-gasm arrived in the mail today - let's party!
by USAF Cadet January 21, 2021
A mirror-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off and blows a load all over a wall mirror and then licks it all off.
We've got a wall mirror in our dorm room, and I like to jack-off and have a mirror-gasm on it - then lick it up!
by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021
when you make a sarcastic comment so hilariously poignant that you cant help but burst out in delight at the awesomeness of it
"Well, the first award I won, is because of my incredible smartness, and the second...."
"Hey!"
"Yeah?"
"Is your arm tired?...Because you've been patting yourself on the back for the last few hours......SARCASM-GASM!"
"Hey!"
"Yeah?"
"Is your arm tired?...Because you've been patting yourself on the back for the last few hours......SARCASM-GASM!"
by Double J's from the Wood April 15, 2008
A MLK-gasm is a jack-off and cumgasm that a guy has when he beats his meat on Martin Luther King's Birthday like I'm going to do.
by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021
A lube-gasm is a masturbation preference that guys make when they jack off - to rub their weenie bare-handed or to use a lube. Since I'm cut high & tight, I like using something slick to stroke off with.
by USAF Cadet February 03, 2021
by eatdirtfartdust May 25, 2009
Noun. Singular.
Definition: Quite literally a lame assed orgasm, usually administered by someone stimulating their mate begrudgingly.
Definition: Quite literally a lame assed orgasm, usually administered by someone stimulating their mate begrudgingly.
"Golly, after gobbling my husband's knob for 30 minutes straight, he had to have his ass beat in order to give me some jive-assed Mini Gasm."
by Maven April 16, 2004