Prime Goal

When the goal in a game is scored at the pth minute, where p is a prime number.

In a 90-minute soccer match, how many possible prime goals are there?

by MathPlus April 25, 2021

Squad Goals

This can be one of two things.

1) When you aspire for your group of friends to be as cool as another group of friends

2) What you say when your friend group just took an awesome selfie, are twinning and rocking it, etc, etc

1) "OMG they have a group Halloween costume? Squad goals!"

2) "That selfie looks amazing! We're so squad goals!"

by strawbfairy December 28, 2015

Williamson's in goal

Putting an older member of the group (preferably a teacher) in goal when playing football.

Let's play defensively. Williamson's in goal!

by Barry June 4, 2004

Own Goal

The act of cumming and landing your goop inside your belly button.

"Oh damn, my goop just landed in my belly button! Das crazy, I just hit an Own Goal."

by bokunoboolin November 27, 2019

retro-goal

verb: The act of setting a personal goal after said goal has been acheived.

The technician set a retro-goal for himself after completing the project, ensuring a healthy raise the following year.

by Elvisthegoalie July 10, 2009

dick goal

The amount of sexual acts, in which a penis is necessary, that one aspires to participate.

My dick goal is to receive six Paul Giamatti Snow Globes before I die.

by jkHeZ June 23, 2014

rock and goal

Rock and Goal is a term used to describe the city of Manchester in the UK. It is a wordplay on the term Rock and Roll which is used to describe the fusion of music and football in the city. It is used by locals who describe it as heading out to see the football with a pint.

Fancy heading out for some rock and goal?

by jaimitoukraine December 29, 2019