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The Fool's Sip

The Fool's Sip is the subconscious reflex of a lying man in panic.
I know he's lying cause he Took the Fool's Sip when I asked him what happened
by OtherwiseFox July 25, 2022
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April Fool's Day

The one day when it's okay to be a complete and total asshole.
"Mom, I'm pregnant!"

"You're only fifteen." **has a heart attack**

"...Happy April Fool's Day..."
by jaycubed31 April 1, 2009
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Fool of a Took

A phrase used by one Gandalf the Grey, the famous, kindly wizard from the Lord of the Rings Trilogy. It is used during the Mines of Moria scene in the first in the trilogy, the Fellowship of the Ring. Gandalf says it to Peregrin "Pippin" Took, to display his anger and fustration directing at him for knocking a skeleton down a well, alerting the orcs of their whereabouts and putting the entire fellowship in danger once again.
"FOOL OF A TOOK!!!
Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity!!"

-Gandalf the Grey
by JuliaMarie August 20, 2007
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fool's gambit

A poor strategy, an unwise move, or a dangerous maneuver.
Sharon told Dave she was on birth control, so that he wouldn't use a condom. Dave decided not to pull out and now Sharon is pregnant. It was a fool's gambit.
by bostoncasey December 17, 2016
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done raised a fool

Reference to a parent who failed to raise a child near their potential.
Marquis: Jerome ran out of gas and the cops caught his ass after he robbed that liquor store.
Lashonda: That boy mama done raised a fool!
by Pizzlej January 20, 2019
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Foilsick

Feeling ashamed after revealing a little to much of yourself to someone - allowing them to clear a view of your pettiness, your anger, your cowardice, your childlike vulnerability wishing that you didn’t have a deep disdain for who you think you actually are
Person 1 -*vents to person 2*

Person 2 - “…”

Person 1 - “You make me foilsick..”

Person 2 - “What’s that?”

Person 1 - “ I told you to much about my shit and feel ashamed.”

Person 2 - “Don’t be.”
by Kindly FVCK OFF January 18, 2022
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incompetent fool

An incompetent fool is someone who is incapable of completing the most simplest of tasks.
This man can't even turn on the hose. What an incompetent fool.
by Space Boy Mcoi January 11, 2016
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