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African Flashlight

The act of spreading open a woman's vagina, and pretending to adjust a headlamp while inspecting for herpes. Taken from the search for gold off of the west coast of Africa.
Dude, that girl you were with last night was nasty man.

Yea i know, i had to use my African Flashlight on her before i tried anything.
by TicTac69 July 26, 2011
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italian flashlight

The act of taking your shaft and smacking another's balls until they shart shoot a load on your stomach in the dark.
I gave Paul an Italian flashlight before bed.
by SillyTurtleTits July 14, 2016
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dick flashlight

These exist. The only dick that will light up your life.
Bob: Hey Dude you got any batteries?
Scott: Yea why?
Bob: my dick flashlight ran out
by MiniSausage + BigSausage May 26, 2018
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Hilal Flashlight

She is a tough s.o.b and a beast when it comes to bodybuilding(and personal life?) When she hits the weights, she HIT the weights. A bodybuilding icon i must say. She has lots of damn veins when she pumped. It's like a freeway, a freeway of "Spesific Person" and i am gonna name him. We all know him. I personally take a bullet and/or shoot a bullet for her. HF is god and we all worship her
Who is that sexy gym freak?
Oh it's Hilal Flashlight "HF", she can eat you for a breakfast all week and twice on sundays
by HFworshipperbutnotcreepyone November 21, 2021
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Forbidden Flashlight

A vape, usually one that has an LED light on the end of it. May also be used to address specific brands such as Elf Bar.
“I saw a 12 year old kid sucking on a forbidden flashlight in the school bathroom last Tuesday. Crazy right?”
by notasexualpredator July 31, 2023
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honey where's the flashlight

Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.

-3 days later

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.

Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.
by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022
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Flashfight

Using torches/flashlights as a weapon and fighting. It is not dissimilar to fencing/sword fighting, but is more common amongst guards or nighttime tourists.
"I hate you! I declare... A Flashfight!!!"
"No! Barnaby! Anything but that!!"
by C L G May 7, 2018
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