Merchant Firewall

The metaphorical or cybernetic barrier that a resident Venetian* merchant uses to prevent unpopular truths from being being known.

"why was my comment deleted?"
"you got stopped by the merchant firewall bro"

by dirgistan May 14, 2015

Gypsy Firewall

The one wall no man has ever dared to cross. Immune to all forms of warfare including Nickita Warfare™. Almost as powerful as the "Jewish Firewall". Not related to the derogatory Jewish slur "Gypsy".

"Bro that faggot Alessio can't get passed me, I turned on my Gypsy Firewall." -Borat
"Bro, your right!" - Samuel L. Jackson

by cock adn balls May 13, 2021

Penis Firewall

The belief that men are capable of admiring attractive women without finding sexual interest in them. The school of thought that a man’s sexual drives can be contained. Some poor deluded and misguided individuals sincerely hold to this belief, much like Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny.

My wife’s sister is pretty, but I don’t find her attractive because she’s behind the penis firewall.

by Phil H. February 9, 2022

Breaking The Firewall

Breaking the Firewall is when you're ejaculating, but you keep fapping for another round. Some people claim that people who can do this technique are "legends".

Girlfriend: "Why are you making such weird movements while fapping?"
Boyfriend: "Sorry, babe. I'm currently Breaking The Firewall!"

by CringyAutist April 4, 2017

Fireballing

When you and your bro’s are chilling by a campfire and it’s cold so you warm your balls together.

Hey bro wanna fireball at the father-son camp out tonight?

My stepsister caught my friends and I fireballing earlier.

by Macapritto March 21, 2020

shooting fireballs

When you reverse catheter sriracha into your urethra and proceed to ejaculate the sriracha/cum mixture onto a face.

Natalie was so sexy last night! She wanted to try something new, so she whipped out the catheter, the Sriracha and she had me shooting fireballs!

by stinglordkenny November 22, 2019

chinese firewall

A logical seperation of data by user group between multiple instance of the same software on the same server.

The server housed data for multiple clients, seperating each instance with a chinese firewall to meet data security requirements.

by dballee November 26, 2013