Felch

To orally extract semen from someone's anus. Sometimes a straw is used for this purpose.

Tom corn-holed Mike then felched the load. The two of them then kissed and snowballed it.

by Mr. Tapeworm May 28, 2006

cradle of filth

A rising Black Metal act from the heart of England, they combine soaring melodies with chugging riffs and a solid barricade of double bass drums. Atmospheric and inspirational, Cradle Of Filth have been around since 1992 and are set on the verge of world domination.

Cradle Of Filth are approximately 10,000,000 times better than Marilyn Manson.

by Sinéad September 25, 2003

Muck Ring Licking Felcher (MRLF)

A muck ring is the ring of shit that forms around a penis during anal sex. A Felcher is one who felches. Therefore an MRLF is someone that felches and licks the muck ring off of penises

He's an Muck Ring Licking Felcher (MRLF)

by torrK October 14, 2008

felch

sucking the semen out of some lucky fellow's behind.

After a thorough rutt in the meadow,Niles felched a swig of man-seed
ot of Jeeves' bottom.

by Holmeslover February 4, 2004

filthbag

1. A filthy or vile person

2. One who solicits and accepts payment for sex acts.

Look at that Filthbag - I bet you can get a whole fist in her!

by !ndy August 23, 2004

fichter

the last remaining descendent's of the now extinct, tyrannosaurus rex dinosaur.

matt: dude you wanna go see dinosaurs at the museum?
peter: na man im going to the fichters later

by oiuja February 5, 2008

silence of the filth

the action of anal while the woman is screaming into a blanket, thus the silence

Positano; Silence of the filth is so silent you can hear a pin drop.

by browny May 8, 2006