uncle fester

kiddie fiddler

that garry glitter/matthew kelly/jonothan king is a right Uncle Fester !

by cuntmonkey September 13, 2003

Fasterbate

To flap ones nostrils wildly or in a circular motion.

Hey Kenda! Where were you yesterday?

Sorry i fasterbated so hard yesterday I passed out.

by Sir doody foody August 7, 2011

Feasterville, Trevose

Without a doubt THE most boring place to live in the entire world ... take it from someone who lives there, IT SUCKS! People's reasons for moving there are usually "because the schools are better"; but see, is it really worth it to go to a "better school"(which I don't really understand anyway) if your kids have to be bored to death everyday of their lives? People want to look back and remember the fun times they had, not how bored they were living in Feasterville. Anyone who's ever lived in the city will tell you that it's fun as hell, there's always something to do; but the suburbs are about as entertaining as staring at the wall for 6 hours. Whatever you do, NEVER move to Feasterville. If you've got a good, fun life, avoid Feasterville at ALL costs.

Friend #1: "Hey, did you hear that John's moving to Feasterville, Trevose this summer?"

Friend #2: "Yeah dude, that fucking sucks for him, the suburbs are boring as fuck."

by John208 July 29, 2008

Festers

Festers is a word to describe the back of a girls arm, or the under-thigh of a girls thigh. Festers are a very sensitive touch.

"I felt that girls festers all night long."

"I felt her festers, it was nice."

"Joe is such a fester molester."

by heyfranklme November 12, 2011

fasterbate

fas-ter-bate (n)
to refrain from masterbation (in any form) over an indefinate period of time, usually for the purpose of building anticipation of ones next masterbatorial or sexual experience, and to increase ones personal pleasure thereof

I was tired of not feeling anything when my girlfriend blew me, so I fasterbated for a month. When I came she almost drownded. Shit was so cash.

by Zing Zing Zingbah August 19, 2011

Festering Fucktangle

A triangle of Nazis, racists, and child molesters.

"I'm so old, I remember when mainstream Republicans were basically decent people with differing views on economics and not a festering fucktangle of racists, Nazis and child molesters"

by The Worlds Greatest, Ever. August 12, 2018

festering nightmare

The disapointment felt when woken up by a blowjob only to look down and realize it is being administered by your uncle.

I was having a great dream about the milf next dore only to realize it was a festering nightmare.

by Micro67 May 8, 2010