fapster

A person who frequently faps.

That Marcus, he's such a fapster, his floors are all dirty and his carpets are stained.

by Ssilver7 September 29, 2005

fagstick

a dumbshit; an idiot; someone hated generally by everyone. refferring especially to homosexuals. or those who act like homosexuals. works for others too. also a good insult for younger people (eg. freshmen or 8th graders).

Dre: hey, look at Cooper over there jumping rope.

Jason: ha ha, what a fagstick.

by Drenessness July 28, 2009

fast-forward

a card game, for when you are beyond bored, that involves flipping a card over to determine different things that will happen in your life

bob: this party blows, let's play fast-forward.
okay ready, this is the next time your gonna have sex...

by tori haas January 8, 2007

fast food

food that's hard to catch. see fast food chain

Look at that hamburger go!

by Journas October 17, 2003

fast life

A lifestyle that will land you dead or in jail at any given moment. There are many different ways to live the fast life. These include drug dealing, robbing, gang banging or prostituting your body for money. The fast life is often a perilous career path for hustlers who make money fast in the streets. Consequently, fast life hustlers that make it to old age without being imprisoned, crippled or killed is rare because negative actions have negative consequences. Karma is a bitch. However, living fast does not necessarily involve hustling. A rock star that snorts too much blow or dope and fucks too many groupies and ends up overdosing or contracting AIDS is an example of living too fast. Living fast is also usually correlated with consistent heavy long-term drug and alcohol abuse and sexual promiscuity. People who live the fast life often lack morals, so they consistently choose to engage in dangerous, reckless activity that endangers their own well-being and safety as well of others.

It is easy to start living fast and let your life spiral out of control. The best remedy is to surround yourself with positive people, develop a strong set of morals, enjoy drugs & drinks in moderation and keep a good relationship with God and you'll be alright.

Fast Life- He likes to wheel and deal.
Fast Life- He likes to rob and steal.
Fast Life- How long can a good thing last?
Fast Life- Your future can be your past.

by Realidad May 30, 2009

fagstag

The male version of a faghag.
A straight male with a gay confidant.
Perhaps call his confidant a stagfag

g1> Those two are always talking...I didn't know Jon was gay.
g2> Nah, he's just fagstagging.

by Seth March 4, 2004

fast and danger

leet, ubar irl, fast like gleam the cube

I have two sides, one happy, one anger. You can ask a stranger, my board is fast and danger

by yeah January 16, 2003